Sometimes I feel like I might finally be content with the way I look, and then I look in the mirror and it’s like
when did homosexuality become wrong i mean in ancient rome they just had giant orgies and nobody thought twice about it
i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.
okayyy can everybody stop talking shit about ppl who give their dogs and cats all-vegan diets, i fed my cat all raw vegan food since he was a kitten and he lived a very happy four years :)
[rubs my chin intelligently] the solar system is quite large
after i die i’ll probably still complain